He said he loved me as I undid his pants
but had no words when I softly kissed his cheek

i n d e l i c a t e

(Source: brandyalexanders)

(Source: mr-nice-watch)

(Source: 18month-s)

snldoesdisney:

splitsider:

Andy Samberg, Charlize Theron, and Andrew Garfield are hosting the last three SNLs of the season.

SAMBERG YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hadersgonnahade:

SAMBERG HOSTING THE SEASON FINALE SOMEONE HOLD ME

lifesbetter:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

I WILL BE OVERDRESSED
HUMAN
YOU HAVE MADE ME MAKE A SOCIAL FAUX PAS

Tuxedo cats are always dressed like this what are you guys talking about

lifesbetter:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

I WILL BE OVERDRESSED

HUMAN

YOU HAVE MADE ME MAKE A SOCIAL FAUX PAS

Tuxedo cats are always dressed like this what are you guys talking about

(Source: bluebonne)

livingtombstone:

my friends wanted me to sing it, but i didn’t know the lyrics and i was drunk

stilllovingdisney:

flandusism:

"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

yo i’m straight not blind

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

(Source: saintsandzombies)

'Have fun' is my message. Be silly. You're allowed to be silly. There's nothing wrong with it.

Jimmy Fallon (via hiimmaty)

reluctantisthehero:

Stop. Read this.

That shirt looks great on you.

I like it when you smile

I care about you.

It’s gonna be okay.

I’m so happy you’re alive.

Stay strong, everyone.

cutiepiefallon:



ragtime-gal submitted: I know it’s not a real hug, but it’s the next best thing, right?


it’s perfect and adorable

cutiepiefallon:

it’s perfect and adorable

mrstretchylegs:

Jimmy really has a thing for humping floors.

mrstretchylegs:

Jimmy really has a thing for humping floors.